u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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