she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
