Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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