i jhust puked up my retainher.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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