Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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