Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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