So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
