I heard we made out
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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