saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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