There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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