Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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