and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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