remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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