We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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