I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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