Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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