You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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