We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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