i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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