then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
