One girl and one boy is just not enough.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm really busy with my period
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