Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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