We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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