yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
