Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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