So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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