just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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