fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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