You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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