who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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