Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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