do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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