no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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