Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
