I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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