Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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