i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
