id be glad to
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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