It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's rum buckets o'clock
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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