ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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