i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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