Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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