Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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