I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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