I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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