She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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