love makes seman taste better
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Drunk is not a location!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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