I'm going to rape someone's good day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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