very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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