Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dicks are not precious.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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