and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
