Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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